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About Me:

suuuup? I'm Kyle. I'm 20 and live in Houston. This is my face. This is my art. I like to Tumblr. I work at Olive Garden. I go to school for Photojournalism. I'm a Virgo in every way except im not shy at all because my moon sign is leo :p. I'm very fascinated by astrology and can never seem to get enough information on it. I'm not a social justice blogger but i will stand up for something i believe in. but also my posts tend to be on the satirical side. I'm far from simple and still trying to figure this whole "life" thing out.
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thatcitykid's Posts

Jul 23 2014 8:10 pm

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NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Woah.

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Jul 23 2014 7:12 pm

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Jul 23 2014 6:14 pm

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fashionofthemultiverse:

Galaxy Space Print Bodysuit Romper Hoodie with by CoquetryClothing

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Jul 23 2014 12:58 am

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silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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Jul 22 2014 10:05 pm

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Jul 22 2014 3:50 am

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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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Jul 22 2014 2:53 am

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jacnoc2:

Happy Canada Day!

Fun Facts that make Canada awesome:

  • Same-Sex marriage is legalized in the ENTIRE country.
  • Since 1790, the US has had 16 banking crises and Canada has had zero. (Source)
  • Canada ranks 5th on the human freedom index (US is ranked 7th) (Source / PDF)
  • Canada is the 3rd best place to live. (Source)
  • Canada is the 2nd most educated country (Source)
  • Ranked #9 for least corrupt country (tied with Australia) (Source)
  • Canadians get paid maternity leave. (source)
  • Canada got rid of the penny (Source)
  • Rank 18 on Press Freedom Index (US is 46th) (Source)
  • 8th (as of 2013) most peaceful country. (Source)
  • Ranks 7th on the Social Progress Index (2014) (Source) (Source2)
  • Canada’s middle class is now the world’s richest [middle class] (Source)

That’s it. I’m moving to Canada

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Jul 22 2014 1:55 am

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thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’ 

Magical

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Jul 22 2014 12:58 am

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Jul 21 2014 11:03 pm

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twowhovianhearts:

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zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

image

this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

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Jul 21 2014 10:05 pm

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Jul 21 2014 8:09 pm

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Jul 21 2014 7:12 pm

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Jul 21 2014 6:14 pm

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